July 23rd, 2014

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ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

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July 18th, 2014

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

(via hi)

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

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July 17th, 2014

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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July 15th, 2014

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

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onthelosingside:

lemmonysnippets:

When interacting with me you can be: 

a) As blunt and rude as you’d like if you’re being incredibly intelligent and useful.

b) Or completely useless as long as you’re being perfectly polite and harmless.

But you can’t be both useless and rude. I value my time too much.

tattoo “you can’t be both useless and rude” on my forehead

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